store: help wanted
me: *applies for job*
store: no not you
people: watch your language
me: oh shit sorry

vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

gifsboom:

Man Saves a Shark

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

oodlyenough:

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what year is this

where am i

regisfiliaaa:

Got ‘em, coach!

regisfiliaaa:

Got ‘em, coach!

bitches40ozblunts:

She butta pop offffff

bitches40ozblunts:

She butta pop offffff