I’m willing to watch that horrible movie just over this sappy feelgood stuff.
(via saturdaycaturday)
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
(via oh-the-hilarity)
Statistically, 1 in 20 of us live nextdoor to a paedophile. Not me though, I live next door to a stunning pair of seven year olds.
(via oh-the-hilarity)
this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said
“sister, that’s fashion”
and just walked away
(via oh-the-hilarity)
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
(via cracks-me-up)
im having an out of body experience
(Source: dormtainment, via tickling-your-man-boobies)
i present to you
nicolas minaj
Tears are actually streaming my face right now.
(via tickling-your-man-boobies)
turning up to a corporate job interview with a hawaiian shirt and some confidence
You think a big boy like me is scared of a little child like you? Give me a break. Why don’t you go drink some juice and play with your choo choo trains and let us adults do the big boy talk.
You’re a joke
what
(via adriofthedead)
