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I’ve been casually trying to find this video on tumblr dot com since October when I was hungover and watched it for about 5 minutes without stopping
suffice it to say it is one of the greatest of all existing videos
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*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
i literally say this a hundred times a day
*16 year old girl voice* literally.
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This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
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| me about to talk in public: | *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain* |
| me: | today how you are |
I CANNOT CARRY ON
MY WAYWARD SON
WHERE IS THE PEACE
BECAUSE I AM DONE
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what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years
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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “hey what the fuck there’s a fucking horse in here everybody get out”
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this is the best news article heading ive ever seen
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jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
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its so sad that blind people cant see the internet
*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful
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